my mom: dinner time
literally less than 0.00001 seconds later
my mom: DID YOU HEAR ME COME HERE RIGHT NOW I SAID DINNER TIME WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DID YOU IGNORE ME WHY ARE YOU SO ADDICTED TO THAT COMPUTER I'M GONNA TAKE IT OFF YOU
Well excUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu se me, Princess!
there’s no time to just do nothing and lay in silence. not when i need it the most. and that’s the shitty part about it; you can’t have what you want, but then when the time comes that the opportunity’s given to you, you can’t enjoy that privilege like it was intended for. i hate that. i just want to know that i can savour that moment, knowing everything’s...
when I get married, idc I'm having morning sex,...
dezeraycherel: exaltingmyconscience: Lolll hahahah “where’s the remote sex” ‘Hey honey have you seen the remote?’….*silence* *stare* *sex*
not only did i lose roughly ten pounds within the past three months, i didn’t even retain my gains. i feel weird. i need to get back onto my rhythm of working out. i lost water weight, and i lost muscle mass, and i havent been eating too much junk. FUCKK im mad at myself… really let myself down. if only I didn’t have such a huge urge to slack off due to work LOL. legit. but...
msjeng: dessert-witch-rabu: msjeng: I hope that my future sex life would be like a hentai manga. Are you sure? Read More ARHGGHHHHHHH DFDHDRTFGYHJK;;;!11H1\1
me: kawaii desu neko-chan nyan sugoi arigato senpaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~