gq: Beach Reading / Listening / Fantasizing! Gilbert Gottfried reads Fifty Shades of Grey. You’re welcome. [via Jest] HAHAHAHHAHA @lovelyghost STILL WANNA READ THIS BOOK!?
my perfect itinerary for a weekend with you would be as follows: - hug the living fuck out of you - chill and get settled - get high - watch the avengers and then the dictator - take you out to dinner, gurl - sleep over - wake up - cook some breakfast or go for some congeeeeeeeee - shop around - chill at home again - enjoy every fucking second i can
dereekk: carlop: sharktanks: videohall: Slinky is trying so hard the background music omg i can’t I cannot begin to describe how much joy this brought me. omg GO SLINKY GO!
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
it’s come to a point where i don’t enjoy working anymore. i don’t mind paying tuition, but i rather pay it voluntarily than have my parents choke me and constantly ask how much money i’ve saved up. we’re not in any real financial crisis, but the fact is that since i left york for ocad, i’ve got over half of my tuition money revoked; in short, my dad’s not...